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white</category><category>Lyrics</category></item><item><title>Tumblr on We Heart It....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d7f9bb44ebdf6d83bea0db5e73d7614/tumblr_mm1e4aA3Af1rvbv8jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tumblr on We Heart It. &lt;a href="http://weheartit.com/entry/3694184/via/annemia"&gt;http://weheartit.com/entry/3694184/via/annemia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/49206512645</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/49206512645</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:52:58 -0400</pubDate><category>confession</category><category>words</category><category>feeling</category><category>lyric</category><category>roulette</category><category>system of a down</category><category>@annemia</category><category>message</category><category>quote</category><category>text</category><category>typography</category></item><item><title>Three Libras on We Heart It....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4175dd7d8189b8610336a872e341667/tumblr_mm1dvgTMm31rvbv8jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Three Libras on We Heart It. &lt;a href="http://weheartit.com/entry/45825265/via/Persephone_Jones"&gt;http://weheartit.com/entry/45825265/via/Persephone_Jones&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/49206094005</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/49206094005</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:47:00 -0400</pubDate><category>a perfect circle</category><category>Maynard James Keenan</category><category>Lyrics</category><category>three libras</category><category>3 libras</category><category>type</category><category>black &amp; white</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd7c1dfd6aab34dc9947a44725e22672/tumblr_mljl47tf3C1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/48746397873/this-post-has-been-featured-on"&gt;the-absolute-funniest-posts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;This post has been featured on a &lt;a href="http://www.1000notes.com/"&gt;1000notes.com&lt;/a&gt; blog.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/48749811718</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/48749811718</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 23:30:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To HP</title><description>&lt;p&gt;HP, you were one of the first printers I remember having in our home as a young child. It was an old gray series and all it did basically was print. It was pretty awesome though. It turned on even when the power was off as long as the computer told it to print. It was excellent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over the years, we&amp;#8217;ve continued getting HP printers. The only reason we ever upgraded was because of better features or someone just happened to break the printer. They have always suited our needs and very rarely let us down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Our last printer was destroyed by my autistic brother. We went to Best Buy and purchased a pretty decent HP. Alas, after a few months, it broke down. Luckily we had the replacement plan so we took it back and got another. What we got was, by far, the worst printer we&amp;#8217;ve ever had. It got printer jams with ONE sheet of paper sitting in the tray. I told my dad this had to go. So finally, we got the HP Officejet 6600.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s a pretty great printer. I like the interface, I like that it doesn&amp;#8217;t break on a dime, and we haven&amp;#8217;t had many issues aside from some network. Out of the three printers, third one was a charm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We&amp;#8217;ve been needing to print things for a current case I&amp;#8217;ve had. My mother was attempting to print something and the printer informed us &amp;#8216;it was unable to print as the magenta and yellow cartridges were depleted&amp;#8217;. I&amp;#8217;m not sure how this occurred as my niece has printed perhaps one color picture and generally we set our print jobs to &amp;#8216;black ink only&amp;#8217;. But okay, yes, we only print files generally anyway. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To my absolute and utter horror, I found out through support that, in order for us to print &lt;strong&gt;black,&lt;/strong&gt; we need to replace the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;yellow and magenta&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; cartridges&lt;em&gt;.&lt;/em&gt; Do you realize the absolute lunacy of this? I don&amp;#8217;t care what happens to the printheads, how dare you hold our printer hostage? Past printers would have simply just &lt;em&gt;not print in color&lt;/em&gt;. So instead, you choose to have it so consumers have to go out and purchase more ink cartridges in order to do a BASIC function.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s not as if we wouldn&amp;#8217;t buy more cartridges if the need arises but for us to be unable to print at all? There was some HP ass kisser on the support pages said, well, this is because they use the same print heads and, well, the cartridges dry out anyway. Yea, I guess they are since I can&amp;#8217;t print in black without color. Oh, and mind you, they don&amp;#8217;t blend colors. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the pinnacle of taking advantage of consumers. I do not care what justification anyone can create, this is based purely around making money in the worst way possible. As many in the forums said, angry, this is the last time they would purchase from HP and unfortunately I&amp;#8217;ve come to the same conclusion. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/47683096672</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/47683096672</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:22:32 -0400</pubDate><category>HP</category><category>Hewlett Packard</category><category>printers</category><category>pricks</category></item><item><title>http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/04/08/jc-penney-ceo-ron-johnson-out/?icid=maing-grid7|maing11|dl1|se...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/04/08/jc-penney-ceo-ron-johnson-out/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmaing11%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D295365"&gt;http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/04/08/jc-penney-ceo-ron-johnson-out/?icid=maing-grid7|maing11|dl1|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D295365&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/47494491274</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/47494491274</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:47:38 -0400</pubDate><category>welp</category><category>JCPenney</category><category>jcp</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f444c1f6ddf5fc9919a8bdec8a185a2/tumblr_mkk83g5Q9s1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46911648439</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46911648439</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:01:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stonewhite:


the look on their faces though. its like “omfg,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stonewhite.tumblr.com/post/43192213920/the-look-on-their-faces-though-its-like-omfg"&gt;stonewhite&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46908911315</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46908911315</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2013 23:23:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Another JCP  Moment</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I have been busy for the past few weeks with work and some legal issues as well as some events with one of my best friends traveling back abroad again. Maybe four weeks ago we ordered shirts for my dad since the man goes through them like crazy with ink stains (I don&amp;#8217;t know how it&amp;#8217;s possible). They were back ordered since they were on sale and they didn&amp;#8217;t call us until maybe a week and a half ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Today, I got a letter saying &amp;#8220;Since you took ten days and never responded to our call, we assume you don&amp;#8217;t want them anymore and refunded your account&amp;#8221;. Um, my mom DID talk to them. She hasn&amp;#8217;t been able to get out to pick up the order either and as I said, I&amp;#8217;ve been busy and frankly pretty tired. My dad works all the time so we haven&amp;#8217;t had the convenience of getting them. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I understand. I do hate when we have a table full of ordered stuff there forever that people take their time picking up. &lt;strong&gt;HOWEVER, &lt;/strong&gt;the rule is we don&amp;#8217;t ever send anything back that a customer has &lt;em&gt;already paid for&lt;/em&gt;. We did not just say &amp;#8216;oh yea, we don&amp;#8217;t want them&amp;#8217;. We made contact, told them we&amp;#8217;ll be over as soon as possible, and I guess our one shirt was taking up valuable space? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As I said, I understand the sentiment so I&amp;#8217;m not really mad on that point but you&amp;#8217;d actually &lt;em&gt;refund &lt;/em&gt;money rather than allow us to get them? It was sort of an inconvenience when we were waiting two weeks for you to get them back in stock but we didn&amp;#8217;t ask for a refund or anything. My dad&amp;#8217;s been wearing shirts with vests to hide the stains until we could find a moment to make it over but I guess we won&amp;#8217;t now? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46575837347</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46575837347</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:31:03 -0400</pubDate><category>jcp</category><category>JCPenney</category><category>rant</category></item><item><title>segoli:

LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://segoli.tumblr.com/post/46189778237/lmfao-makes-fun-music-about-partying-and-everyone"&gt;segoli&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can live!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wonder why that is???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(I know why that is)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(it’s misogyny)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(that’s why)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have not seen one post on Tumblr glorifying LMFAO yet, they&amp;#8217;re usually getting the same &amp;#8216;you suck&amp;#8217; treatment that Ke$ha receives. So why does it have to be &amp;#8220;misogyny&amp;#8221; if some people like LMFAO and don&amp;#8217;t like Ke$ha? Would it be &amp;#8220;racist&amp;#8221; if you said &amp;#8220;wow clearly LMFAO is vapid and unintelligent and their music and they are so awful&amp;#8221;? I don&amp;#8217;t think so.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46446027966</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/46446027966</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2013 16:57:42 -0400</pubDate><category>I don't agree with the logic sorry</category></item><item><title>fartgallery:

so one morning I woke up to go to school and saw that my roommate left me this...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fartgallery.tumblr.com/post/45139005595/so-one-morning-i-woke-up-to-go-to-school-and-saw"&gt;fartgallery&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;so one morning I woke up to go to school and saw that &lt;a href="http://xeroxed-toothpicks.tumblr.com/"&gt;my roommate&lt;/a&gt; left me this note&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgshxsCEi1qfjami.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so I walked into the kitchen and then saw that he was actually serious&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgsmligGE1qfjami.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;except inside the bag was a handful of cheerios, a pack of sweet tarts, and a raw potato&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgsnoqCTY1qfjami.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/45146759546</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/45146759546</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 19:49:51 -0400</pubDate><category>absolutely dead</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61ccfd56816cba6461943c7ea02d2fbf/tumblr_mhj8frnAt61roe4ino1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/45090723944</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/45090723944</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:53:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hellofriendballoon:

life-in-the-macro:

pizzaforpresident:

cydo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ipeeeK3q1qh92tvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellofriendballoon.tumblr.com/post/34548864721/life-in-the-macro-pizzaforpresident"&gt;hellofriendballoon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://life-in-the-macro.tumblr.com/post/33554329169/pizzaforpresident-cydoniahype-i-put-a-bit-of"&gt;life-in-the-macro&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzaforpresident.tumblr.com/post/33517433295/cydoniahype-i-put-a-bit-of-gold-tinfoil-on-my"&gt;pizzaforpresident&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cydoniahype.tumblr.com/post/24966453418/i-put-a-bit-of-gold-tinfoil-on-my-cats-head-and"&gt;cydoniahype&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head and she just sat there looking terrified until i took it off i couldnt stop laughing omfg im such a bad person help&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;i’ve reblogged this like 5 times already but omfg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;one day i will stop reblogging this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;today is not that day&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;cats are controlled by government satellites. you blocked the signal so it shut down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44993165877</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44993165877</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Mar 2013 22:19:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Because We've Never Had A Completely Sane Convo, Part 1 (2013)</title><description>Chocolate Brain: Andy, we should do it. Let's go sky diving.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: I think it'd be fun but I mean, you shouldn't even tell insurance agents you're going to do it, they'd hike your premium up.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: That's why I wouldn't TELL them, duh!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: I dunno...it seems to be a lot to me to trust someone not to let me die.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Fine, we'll take baby steps. First, we'll go paragliding.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Para-sailing?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: I guess in India we call it 'paragliding' but yea.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: I thought that'd be kind of fun, actually&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Yes, let's do it! First we'll glide off a cliff--&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: GLIDE OFF A CLIFF? What-wait, no, I wouldn't do that either!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Why not?!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Why would I glide into a gigantic rock?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: You just said it'd be fun! I mean, we can do the baby version with the water--&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: That's the one I was talking about!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: That's not real para-sailing!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: I am not gliding into a cliff &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
*Later after I get my nephew*&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: You should rent a car for a few days.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: I'll sign up for a day then drive to Mexico!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Oh, okay, you can STEAL the car, yes.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Exactly! I'll go for like, six years. Andy, let's go to Mexico.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Why do you want to go to Mexico? You can't even drink the water.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: They're surviving SOMEHOW.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Bottled water, maybe?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Fine, I'll just DRINK. Whiskey!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Tequilaaaa. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: I would love tequila!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Course, that's got worms in it &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: That's not true!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: That's what I've heard. You have to drink the worm or something.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: EWWWW. I'd drink that one drink that has a scorpion in it.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: See, that'd be too much.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Better than a worm!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: How is that better than a worm? A scorpion's full of toxins!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Haven't you heard of it?? It's like the alcohol and toxins of the scorpion mix and then you drink it.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: WHY would you do something like that?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: The alcohol kills the scorpion's toxins. Probably.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Or it kills YOU.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Andy, you always disagree with all my plans. 'Noooo, we can't go sky-diving because we might die--". What if the parachute doesn't open? We could be one of those people that miraculously come to the Earth without a scratch. There was...one guy  that did that.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Yes, that 'one' guy.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: FINE, but then, you won't go paragliding--&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: I'm not flying around some rocks!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Yea, you want to do the stupid version with WATER.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: it's still technically dangerous for me, I can't swim.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: Uh huh, but what about me? I guess sharks.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: Yeaaaa, the shark will jump out of the water and catch you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
CB: And when he eats me I'll kill him with the scorpion poison in my blood!&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: *Dies* Yes, the shark dives out of the water to eat you and you kill him with the poisonous scorpion you ate. The circle of life.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44053655104</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44053655104</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 04:08:08 -0500</pubDate><category>aaj</category><category>conversations of mad people</category><category>excuse our Mexico stereotypes :P</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3856927266bb997ac8f1965bde3dc682/tumblr_mes97wuqTW1qeas81o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44022783273</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44022783273</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:48:03 -0500</pubDate><category>That's just deep</category><category>Depression</category></item><item><title>nevver:

The rise and fall of music delivery formats
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cca5cfe850df87734005552d2f208e17/tumblr_misd4eSsUU1qz6f9yo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/43990564706/the-rise-and-fall-of-music-delivery-formats"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.drlima.net/2013/02/30-jahre-musikverkauf-animiert/"&gt;The rise and fall of music delivery formats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44014615170</link><guid>http://dopovalentino.tumblr.com/post/44014615170</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 18:07:52 -0500</pubDate><category>actually very fascinating</category></item></channel></rss>
